zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

My favorite thing about Fall is being able to go down to the beach without the bennys being there yay

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

Being a fox is literally the most exhausting thing on the planet ;)

This lovely lady came in with a very large face wound; her wound upon intake is in the second picture. Despite the severity of her ouchy, her face has healed TREMENDOUSLY! (She’s hiding it, of course, so I can’t show it off :S)

To be completely honest, I did not think this fox was going to make it and we were considering euthanizing her (which is what our veterinarian initially recommended) when she first came in. When she first came to us, she was in a lot of pain and her right ear canal was exposed, but she’s a true fighter and has done nothing but improve. We are hoping to release her before winter.  

(If you come across an injured or orphaned wild critter, do not attempt to care for them yourself. Wild animals have very specific needs that are very unlike domesticated animals. Contact a licensed wildlife rehabilitator in your state for further advice and monitor the situation from a safe distance. Licensed wildlife rehabbers have the experience and knowledge to best care for the animal you find and, in most states, go through very intense training to obtain their licenses. Additionally, in most states, rehabbers have their facilities very closely inspected by state divisions of Fish and Wildlife/Game because they have to follow very strict guidelines to ensure they are delivering the best care possible to the wild patients they take in)

You’re a good person, just rough around the edges. The sands of time will start to smooth you out, be open to the change and don’t be too hard on yourself. Enjoy the present.
Buddy Nielsen (via princessjoshdun)

medschoolpickuplines:

Eosin is red

Collagen stains blue,

I’m stuck prepping slides,

but thinking of you.

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.